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Lemon Sexual

Someone whose attracted to Lemons in a sexual matter.
"Fuck man, I think I need to buy another bag of lemons. I masterbated through all of them."

"Dude why the hell would you fuck lemons."

"I'm a lemon sexual, plus they make my dick taste sour."
by BadAsh42069 January 15, 2020
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Combustable Lemon

From the game Portal 2. A lemon with the power to explode and start a fire. Yelled by Cave Johnson via an old recording while Chell and Glados navigate through the abandoned part of Apeture Science laboratories.
"I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson
by gaaraofthedamned October 2, 2011
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Lemon Pepper

A Lemon Pepper is a person with blonde hair and black eyebrows. Lemon Peppers generally have many traits in common with Gingers, such as social outcastness and tiny penises. While Gingers have no soul, Lemon Peppers have no emotions and no conrol over their microscopic weiners.
Timmy:"OMG look at Chip, he is such a Lemon Pepper!"
John: "I know! His eyebrows totally don't match his hair! Wtf is his problem?"
Timmy: "And dude, look at his penis! Its so tiny!"
Timmy & John: "DAMN LEMON PEPPERS"
by bigblonde&beautiful July 19, 2009
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Lemon Squeeze

As a guy gets sexually excited, his nuts pack up like into a single lemon. Squeezing his nuts as he orgasms can be intensely pleasurable.
Lemon Squeeze:

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.

The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed.

-Led Zepplin, "The Lemon Song."
by Laughing Out Loud February 1, 2009
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cacao lemon

the name speaks for itself it is chocolate and lemon flavor together
(person 1)did you hear jim hates cacao lemon
(person 2) WHY WOULD I CARE
(person 2(sorry caps lock)
(person 1) we are speaking in real life
(person 2) that is not my problem
by attack i pod lemon May 14, 2021
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Dutch Lemon

The act of accidentally peeing in or on the female genitalia when you were actually trying to cum on/in it.
"I was having sex last night, but I pulled a dutch lemon at the end, it was pretty akward."
by Blawxwich October 22, 2013
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Lemon sucker

a person who does stuff they don't want to do but does it anyway to look cool
Jacob was being a lemon sucker when he was listening to bts
by Cheese Man 333 February 27, 2018
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