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Moon Landing

For many reasons it is the most memorable scientific achievement of Humanity that sparked an ever growing fire of passion for the grand beyond,the final frontier,the last expedition.Many believe it's fake but they can eat a toilet filled to the brim with shit and piss.
Nick:"The Moon Landing makes me hard."
Calvin:"Same."
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snowman's land

An area of sidewalk running past an abandoned house, vacant lot, or lazy person's home that remains unshoveled after a snowstorm.
Example #1: The post-blizzard walk to Somerville wasn't bad except for crossing that treacherous snowman's land next to the junkyard.

Example #2: Our neighbors never shovel their sidewalk! It's always a complete snowman's land in front of their house even after the whole street is clear.
by suzpocalypse February 22, 2011
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Whopper Land

The perfect world, where McDonalds doesn't exist. Whoppers are in abundance.
"Yo, let's go grab some chow over in Whopper Land!"
"Nah, I'm going on a new diet"
by NateTheEnder August 26, 2011
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Markone Land

Once upon a time, there was a small country nestled in the Balkans called Markone Land. It was a place unlike any other, where the people were ruled by the Markones, who were the most pathetic and miserable creatures in all the land.

The Markones of Markone Land were known for their delusions, believing themselves to be the most handsome men in the world. In reality, they looked more like a blobfish on LSD. Despite their lack of physical attractiveness, they had a sense of entitlement, believing that they deserved the affection of anyone they desired.

In their quest for love and acceptance, the Markones of Markone Land would spend their money on weed and alcohol, hoping that it would help them achieve their goal. However, their efforts were often in vain, as they were unable to attract anyone, regardless of their gender or sexual preference.

Their desperation and lack of social skills often led them to engage in bizarre activities, such as having sexual relations with the neighbor Milica's dog or even sticking their penis in the exhaust pipe of a car. Their behavior was so erratic and unpredictable that it was common to hear people exclaim, "Oh, it's a Markone!" when witnessing their antics.

In addition to their strange sexual proclivities, the Markones of Markone Land spent an inordinate amount of time online, constantly chasing after women or masturbating to porn. They were known for their mood swings and would switch between "phases" like a person changing socks.
Person 1: "What the fuck is that blobfish doing to that dog??"
Person 2: "It's a Markone from the Markone Land, watch out, or he will fuck your dog too"
by AnimeDevojka April 23, 2023
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Emote Land

Emote Land is a fun and cool discord server with various emotes and a pog owner (not nick)

People actually enjoy chatting here
Emote Land is a pog discord server
Emote Land has emotes
Emote Land has a cool owner
by yourUsualEmoteGuy September 24, 2021
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Stu Land

The place you're in before you get the boot out into the real world.
Did you really just reference Stu Land in your Secure Coding presentation?
by Keeeevs August 9, 2021
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Yankee land

Yankee land is a derogatory term to describe America. Most commonly used in United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, but can be heard all throughout Europe as well. The French keep it plan and simple calling them stupid Americans.
Non American: What is there to do in yankee land

American: nothing but shoot guns, fuck cousins, and work insane hours

Non American: wow that’s tough mate I wouldn’t wanna go to yankee land
by The trvth August 14, 2021
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