Lance Armstrong

To sum it all up, an American Hero. When it took the entire nation of Nazi Germany to conquer France in a month, he can do it in a couple of weeks with the help of a few friends. He's like the Achilles of modern times. Only this man has no weakness. He'll kick all yo' asses.

-Hey I heard Lance won the tour for the 7th time in a row.
-Yeah, that guy's a freakin' tank.

by Paultheman August 20, 2005

Lancaster

When you're boning your girlfriend and she yells out some mythical creature that you have never heard of. Instead of yelling at her and asking her what the hell she is talking about you simply yell "Oh Lancaster" and you will both be equally confused.

Girl: Oh Lockeness Monster!!!!
Guy: OH LANCASTER
Girl: What the hell?
Guy: What the hell is the lockeness monster?

by Barry S. June 2, 2009

lancing

town which contains lots of massive losers, usually called squire.

this town is such a lancing

by squire poohead April 3, 2008

lancaster calves

Having large, muscular calves

A lady whose calves are like WHAT

Damn, those calves are straight Lancaster calves

by chinobeans May 6, 2009

lanayru

Meaning the goddess of Water and Wistom

girl 1: did you know that girl is a real lanayru?

girl 2: really, thats awsome!

by AlvinSimonTheadore August 27, 2009

Lancedale

Ultimate statement of badassery.

"When he jumped the police car and blew up the station it was totally Lancedale"

by lancedholmen February 3, 2010

lancashire hotpot

n. See creampie, but strictly between the flaky pastry of the Northern British folds.

Y'all right sonny? You want me to give me a Lancashire Hotpot tonight?
You randy buggar, ye!

by Mrs Brown March 13, 2015