a black man joke between white people while playing Halo/
slapping somebody with your dick, or slapping your own dick with your hand.
slapping somebody with your dick, or slapping your own dick with your hand.
by Cursive March 06, 2005
by Penis Glory July 22, 2015
Head coach of the Dallas Mavericks. Avery Johnson led the Mavericks to the NBA Finals in his first season in charge.
Former NBA Champion with the San Antonio Spurs.
Former NBA Champion with the San Antonio Spurs.
by Blazin Hazen August 06, 2006
When you rip out a girl's molars with a pair of pliers, then give her an orgasm by sticking a cow's heart up her ass.
Even though she was only on her 3rd date with Derek, Kelly knew by the needle nose pliers and miscellaneous cow parts strewn across his apartment that she was in for a Skippy Johnson as soon as she finished her Long Island Iced Tea.
by Rubba Slim March 22, 2007
When a guy is going down on a girl he scrunches up his nose, puckers up his mouth and sticks out his tongue. These actions cause him to look a lot like New York Yankees pitcher, and the ugliest man in baseball, Randy Johnson.
*This move is often seen in porn movies.
*This move is often seen in porn movies.
by rc_alumni May 08, 2006
A Clint Johnson is one awesome dude, normally everyone want's to be his friend, but he is in fact just to cool to be friends with such people. Clint, Is a very very funny guy. Makes up good nicknames right on the spot. Clint's are normally short, and strong. I wouldn't fuck with a guy named Clint Johnson it'd be your biggest mistake, although he is small, he is one mighty mother fucker :) lol. not only that, How would anyways, everyone loves a Clint. He is just the sexiest man out there. A Clint, Can also hit bongs, like no tomorrow, he is normally a pothead, but a really smart guy. So take notes :) haha
Guy-1 " damn i wish i was as good looking as that guy, his name must be Clint"
Guy-2 " man your right, and that isn't just a Clint, omg it's a Clint Johnson, brb broo going to get a picture with him. this is soo rare" :D lolol
Guy-2 " man your right, and that isn't just a Clint, omg it's a Clint Johnson, brb broo going to get a picture with him. this is soo rare" :D lolol
by Smegs :D February 04, 2012
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