Joel’s are a real douche. They slowly win over people’s heart but in reality do not care about the person. It’s only a matter of time before they break another girls heart. And then they just move onto the next girl as if nothing ever happened. Joel’s will pretend to be there for you but won’t really be helpful in a time of need. They will use phrases like “it’s gonna be okay” or “don’t cry”, but really they are just trying to seem like a good boyfriend. If you have a joel in your life, I feel sorry for you. Take action before something happens and your heart is broken.
Girl #1: Hey who’s that hot new kid?
Girl #2: Oh that’s joel. He’s a douche.
Girl #1: Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.
Girl #2: Oh that’s joel. He’s a douche.
Girl #1: Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.
by Lex_Amercir.93 June 26, 2019
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Flexes every so often and blocks from group chat too.
Flexes every so often and blocks from group chat too.
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Joels diner is not a location i would recommend going to under any circumstances...UNLESS if you're going on a date with a psycho person and want to lose their interest real quick, then joels diner is the place for you. I wouldn't even feed it to my dog, or my liger.
by feastmeister February 23, 2017
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