the most prettiest girl you can ever meet. shes so nice but she doesnt take shit from anyone. she walk the halls like she owns them & shes friends with everyone. every guy wants to get with her. im so jelous of her hottneees&popularity.
by a guy from dawnwood August 19, 2011
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by chloesslut November 2, 2020
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by ROB January 16, 2005
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Could also be used as a synonym for stupid (see example)
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by dontaskme December 8, 2007
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She is a super bad ass and could probely kill you.
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by Jessylove123 April 27, 2011
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Great grandson; Well there's nothing wrong with punching the clown. It's perfectly normal. In a way you wouldn't be normal if you didn't masturbate.
Dad; Yeah that shovel hog Jessica doesn't have a clue
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by I'm here you're not June 1, 2017
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