Jerry the Wu

1. (n.) a legendary figure in Chinese mythology that was believed to be the vanquisher of all evil and the protector of spirits. It is believed that he returns on the first day of October in the form of a white dragon.

2. (n.) one of the 5 divine reincarnations of Bruce Lee

We must pray to the holy strength of Jerry the Wu to destroy the evils of the world once again.

by Guild of Chinese Historians April 17, 2006

Jerry Springer Pissed

To be crazy and/or pissed off. Much like most of the people on the show Jerry Springer.

her: man isn't it like, past your bedtime?
me: yes, yes it is, and if my alarm doesn't go off- i'll be PISSED. like. jerry springer pissed.
Me: that's crazy pissed. that's like. dance up a stripper pole, kick a midget, slap a bitch pissed.
her: wow . i really do think you need to sleep.

by Jumpar on RAVENHOLDT February 22, 2011

Jerry Springer World

a world where people live in mayhem includes people with baby daddy drama, in-law incest, cheaters, tramps who will sleep with their mothers boyfriend, men who knock up tramps and then refuse to support the children they have created, people who have 4 children together and have been engaged for 6 months in hope of maybe getting married one day, women who have slept with so many losers in the same week that they cannot even figure out who the looser is that knocked them up, men who have 18 children and no job among others

Good back to your Jerry Springer World and stay out of my life

by voodoomutt October 5, 2011

JerryPhile

The opposite of a pedophile; one that's attracted to older people.

Lily: oh, look at that guy, he's cute!
Aria: nah, he's our age. I like men in their 20s.
Lily: You must be a JerryPhile.

by Uncoped July 21, 2013

jerry zou

Sex God

Jerry Zou is a sex god

by Jerry Zoo January 4, 2018

Jerry

A furry that plays rat games all day. Also is a prepubescent boy. That's all

Jerry! Stop yiffing your dog!

by Kyle the train aka julia January 7, 2018

Jerry

Jerry is a loving boy. The one who naver gives up. Jerry's dont care about your gender or how you look. He only cares about you. If you have a jerry for a friend than you are the luckyest person in the world.jerry' might have a hard time in life but doesnt get that in the way. Jerrys are the coolest people and knows how to get the party started.

Jerry can love u no matter what

by Alwaysadoerk1 July 14, 2019