jelly monkey

jealous

"i'm feeling really jelly monkey of that hot smangin' you got last weekend from that girl annie. she's dime as fuck"

by lorlorlor October 4, 2011

Toe Jelly

The gummy substance between your toes. It is a magical combination of lint, sweat, dirt, bacteria and fungus. Health food store use it to enhance the flavor of their smoothies

She was so flexible that she could lick out her own toe jelly.

by dbeastly1 April 19, 2017

jelly rabbit

n. the occasionally-lethal side-effect of a malpracticed jello rabbit. Excessively deep penetration of the bubble-soaked lips into the rectum incurs the wrath of a full four-course Korean dinner in enema form, sprayed all over the face of the naive jello rabbit performer.

Although Lee Kim Park was firmly mounted on my face, my little slip-up ended with a thick flow of jelly rabbit down my throat and in all of my facial orifici...

by cockbeast October 30, 2007

jelly bracelets

for the punk-ish or emo kidds they are most typically used to hide razor marks. the more bracelets the more coverage so people don't see what you don't want them to see.

Girl #1: why do you have so many jelly bracelets?

Girl #2: i had a rough night last night.

Girl #1: huh?

by the girl you tend to judge November 7, 2007

jelly and day

Jelly and Day are a lesbian couple that share their every day lives on Youtube.

"In my free time, I enjoy watching Jelly and Day on Youtube."

by omgshelbz May 29, 2016

Swelly jelly

Dick lube

I gave him a jar of swelly jelly last night

by Dhrbrbsijdnfj February 14, 2015

miso jelly

An admission of jealousy. "I'm so jealous". An adaptation of the phrase "miso horny", which is a mutation of the phrase "me so horny", which is a poorly translated version of the phrase "I'm so horny". But with jealousy instead of horn.

Miso jelly could also conceivably be a type of food, which facilitates humourous use of the phrase as a pun.

"OMG you got the latest iButtPlug, MISO JELLY"

"What's the matter baby? Can't finish your supersized bowl of miso jelly?"

by iddles July 12, 2012