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jelly jabber

1. noun: penis
2. noun (pejorative): person displaying a mindless persistence reminiscent of the machine-like repetitive thrusts of a penis engaged in intercourse
1. How's your jelly-jabber?
2. Uh oh, there goes that jelly-jabber again...
by Songg Righta March 14, 2004
mugGet the jelly jabbermug.

bum jelly

A light brown jelly substance often blow out of the anus with large flatulance outburst.
Made from fecal matter formed in the anus it is often discovered too late in the lining of underwear.
Often visually compared to dog food jelly.

A known delicacy in Belgium when served on toast.
Would you like any topping for your toast?

Have you got any Bum Jelly?

Yes, we have some made fresh this morning.

Brilliant, spread it thick please.
by Bum jelly slerper November 28, 2016
mugGet the bum jellymug.

jelly bracelets

for the punk-ish or emo kidds they are most typically used to hide razor marks. the more bracelets the more coverage so people don't see what you don't want them to see.
Girl #1: why do you have so many jelly bracelets?

Girl #2: i had a rough night last night.

Girl #1: huh?
by the girl you tend to judge November 7, 2007
mugGet the jelly braceletsmug.

miso jelly

An admission of jealousy. "I'm so jealous". An adaptation of the phrase "miso horny", which is a mutation of the phrase "me so horny", which is a poorly translated version of the phrase "I'm so horny". But with jealousy instead of horn.

Miso jelly could also conceivably be a type of food, which facilitates humourous use of the phrase as a pun.
"OMG you got the latest iButtPlug, MISO JELLY"

"What's the matter baby? Can't finish your supersized bowl of miso jelly?"
by iddles July 12, 2012
mugGet the miso jellymug.

Toe Jelly

The gummy substance between your toes. It is a magical combination of lint, sweat, dirt, bacteria and fungus. Health food store use it to enhance the flavor of their smoothies
She was so flexible that she could lick out her own toe jelly.
by dbeastly1 April 19, 2017
mugGet the Toe Jellymug.

jelly monkey

"i'm feeling really jelly monkey of that hot smangin' you got last weekend from that girl annie. she's dime as fuck"
by lorlorlor October 4, 2011
mugGet the jelly monkeymug.

jelly toast

like being jelly jealous but so jealous that jelly just isnt enough to describe it
you got a new car i am beyond jelly im like jelly toast
by allie14 August 17, 2011
mugGet the jelly toastmug.

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