"i'm feeling really jelly monkey of that hot smangin' you got last weekend from that girl annie. she's dime as fuck"
by lorlorlor October 04, 2011
by omgshelbz May 30, 2016
A light brown jelly substance often blow out of the anus with large flatulance outburst.
Made from fecal matter formed in the anus it is often discovered too late in the lining of underwear.
Often visually compared to dog food jelly.
A known delicacy in Belgium when served on toast.
Made from fecal matter formed in the anus it is often discovered too late in the lining of underwear.
Often visually compared to dog food jelly.
A known delicacy in Belgium when served on toast.
Would you like any topping for your toast?
Have you got any Bum Jelly?
Yes, we have some made fresh this morning.
Brilliant, spread it thick please.
Have you got any Bum Jelly?
Yes, we have some made fresh this morning.
Brilliant, spread it thick please.
by Bum jelly slerper November 28, 2016
The gummy substance between your toes. It is a magical combination of lint, sweat, dirt, bacteria and fungus. Health food store use it to enhance the flavor of their smoothies
by dbeastly1 April 20, 2017
for the punk-ish or emo kidds they are most typically used to hide razor marks. the more bracelets the more coverage so people don't see what you don't want them to see.
Girl #1: why do you have so many jelly bracelets?
Girl #2: i had a rough night last night.
Girl #1: huh?
Girl #2: i had a rough night last night.
Girl #1: huh?
by the girl you tend to judge October 18, 2007
An admission of jealousy. "I'm so jealous". An adaptation of the phrase "miso horny", which is a mutation of the phrase "me so horny", which is a poorly translated version of the phrase "I'm so horny". But with jealousy instead of horn.
Miso jelly could also conceivably be a type of food, which facilitates humourous use of the phrase as a pun.
Miso jelly could also conceivably be a type of food, which facilitates humourous use of the phrase as a pun.
"OMG you got the latest iButtPlug, MISO JELLY"
"What's the matter baby? Can't finish your supersized bowl of miso jelly?"
"What's the matter baby? Can't finish your supersized bowl of miso jelly?"
by iddles July 10, 2012
A type of gelatinous candy in the shape of a bean. pls don't look at the other definitions for this word.
Don't look up Jelly Bean in the urban dictionary
by MRMIDNIGHT0408 February 28, 2022