by Hawk's nest 206 May 19, 2016
by Hawk's nest 206 May 19, 2016
Jazz Hands: When you find hella big jazz apples (I'm talking ABNORMALLY LARGE), and crave them into what will look like hands. Thus creating Jazz Hands.
(No, I'm not a dad, I swear.)
(No, I'm not a dad, I swear.)
by BabyBatDraws September 30, 2020
An emergency move to conquer a mediocre or unsettling vibe. This is done by a man placing his mouth on his own penis then violently expelling air from his anus. Hence a musician playing a fine solo.
"During our night of group sex there was a guy who was ass fucking this woman. During this deed he quietly said to himself 'this feels like the first time I had sex with my dog.' Everyone stopped and then i knew what I had to do. I stood up, walked to the center of the room and related to my peers 'ladies and gentleman let me learn ya something!' I played my jazz solo and single handedly saved the night . We have yet to invite that guy back.
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