jarred

the best person in the world lowkey got super powers big ass shclong and will take your girl got alotta bread and weapons and alot of self defense mechanisms and can spoil your mama
jarred beat me up then took my bitch
by justin911 December 20, 2022
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Drunk - from jars (beers)
I'm somewhat jarred atm, but I'll try.
by Johnvhjcj August 02, 2019
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-Coolest guy around

-Awesome in bed

-Funny

-Sportsman

-Big Penis

-Smokes a lot of marijuana

-Everyone doesnt mind being around him
-Drinks a shit ton
Jarred is going to kick zack's ass
by 576656rf56 December 11, 2018
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Bitch ass nigga

Like to cheat
Like to hind the fact he had a baby mother and a new born
Jarred is a bitch
by I'm not the one December 20, 2016
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Fucking retard who’s mom can’t spell jarred cause there dad went to go get milk
by Asswipe420 September 06, 2023
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Everyone has a baddie and Jarred is stuck with broad shoulders
by pdrizL May 16, 2023
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an asian boy ur likely to be friends with but sometimes a lil awkward. He’s most likely in a band and plays the flute .
Jarred ur short
I M NOT S HO R T 😤
by bigboienergy September 12, 2018
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