January 30

A day when you meet up with the person you like and kiss them

Sara: So I was thinking-
Josh: *kisses Sara*

Sara: What was that for?!
Josh: It’s January 30

by anonymous January 27, 2021

January 21st

Kiss your gf/bf in the hallway day.

Person 1: Dude you gotta kiss your girlfriend in the hallway
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its january 21st!
Person 2: Oh yeah ok bet

by RayBock68 January 19, 2020

January 7th

The day you don’t be a pussy and woman/ man up and have the balls to do something risky. Just for yo baby daddy or gurl.

Boy: “Hey you wanna be the honey to my croissant, baby gurl?”
Girl: “It’s January 7th isn’t it..HELL YEAH!!”

by BigFactsBetty December 27, 2019

January 25

Tell Marc to eat paint day

Person 1: It’s January 25 tell marc to eat paint

Person 2: Why though?

Person 1: Yeah FUCK MARC

by Not_The_Big_Boi January 25, 2021

January 19

January 19 represents national kick your ex day this is a day you can kick your ex and get away with it.

Friend 1: Hey isn't january 19?
Friend 2: Yeah that means it is national kick your ex day.

by Random thoughts 009 January 1, 2022

January 26

The day the legend Kobe Bryant and his 13 year old daughter died in a helicopter crash.

Ben: Hey bro do you know what today is?
Jack: No. what day is it?
Ben: Kobe and Gigi died January 26th 💔🕊🏀😭

by Kool.Kid.Cassie.1 January 29, 2020

No Jizz January

For any victors I’d destroy your dick December this is how you detoxify your body and gain your weather controlling powers and flying abilities once more

Ey bro u heard bout no jizz January

Yeah bro I did DDD and I feel like shit no I’m gonna cleanse my body and soul maaaaaaaaan

by FallieWagon November 22, 2018