Jamaican Bump

Invented by the Jamaicans the Jamaican bump is a popular activity used for getting high as fuck by utilizing a crackpipe and their BBC to proceed to hit that shit out of their urethra givin them niggas a new perspective on life.

Jamaican 1 "Wagwan, me brudda tryna hit that Jamaican Bump later?"

Jamaican 2 "ayy bet me brudda"

by Ballsack Bill July 15, 2025

Jamaica, we have a bobsled team

From the movie Cool Runnings, they have a tune they sing that's "Some people say they know they cant believe, Jamaica we have a bobsled team"

Can be essentially a form to randomly convey a sense of nonsense comically in a situation; Being that Jamaica is not know for being ideal to bobsled in; but are know for getting high. So its funny to think of Jamaicans getting high and bobsledding in dirt like its snow.

"Houston, we have a problem"
"Jamaica, we have a bobsled team"

by The absolute August 18, 2025

Jamaican buttcrack

The act of grabbing someone's neck and bashing their head so hard against the wall the head splits open.

"I killed him with a Jamaican buttcrack!!"

by Jamaican asscrack August 18, 2025

Jamaicafication

The process of being forcefully turned into a Jamaican.

"The prisoner will undergo jamaicafication as punishment for his crimes."

by CantankerousB September 14, 2025

Jamaican roulette

When you make homemade edibles without calculating potency so you just have to take the edibles and find out how strong they are

“Dude should I take one or two of these brownies?”
“I have no clue bro. You’re playing Jamaican roulette”

by fewigotobo November 4, 2025

Jamaican Jackhammer

The act of a man taking a dredge lock and starting to smash their head into her anus

The jamaican jackhammer

by mexican time December 12, 2025

Jamaican Skateboard

A sexual act performed by having a woman lay on her stomach and inserting your big toe into her ass, using it as leverage to perform a kickflip

Man: I just landed my first Jamaican Skateboard with your wife.

by BobbySteve December 26, 2025