by mo166 March 10, 2011
Get the jaffrin mug.A dingleberry stuck in the anus which can only be extracted with a complicated surgical procedure entailing a scalpel, a vacuum and a bio hazzard suit
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Get the Jeffel mug.Pretty chills mountain police in Colorado who are very kind and often let you go but are hard core on and the people who actually commit crimes and actually do there job and not really do much traffic control.
hey brother! i'm from the jefferson county sheriff hows it goin, got a complaint next door about your music, could you turn it down a bit, thanks BUD talk to ya later!
by ryfly May 2, 2008
Get the jefferson county sheriff mug.A white, Mexican rapper based in Chicago. Known for drinking straight bottles of blazin' hot sauce, destructive vandalism in college dormitories, and other extreme behavior. Also, answers to the name Harley.
by JoseJose March 28, 2015
Get the El Jeffe mug.Pretty chills mountain police in Colorado who are very kind and often let you go but are hard core on and the people who actually commit crimes and actually do there job and not really do much traffic control.
hey brother! i'm from the jefferson county sheriff hows it goin, got a complaint next door about your music, could you turn it down a bit, thanks BUD talk to ya later!
by ryfly May 3, 2008
Get the jefferson county sheriff mug.Jack Ass Fucking Eeyore. An unhappy, non-excitable, tool who is unable to find pleasure or joy in anything.
Nathan: I just got my third yahtzee in a row.
Matt: Aren't you excited?
Nathan: Meh.
Matt: Gah, you're such a JAFE.
Matt: Aren't you excited?
Nathan: Meh.
Matt: Gah, you're such a JAFE.
by Tevin7 December 9, 2010
Get the JAFE mug.(noun) - A nocturnal, hideous creature that goes through a 28 day cycle known as "Jaffa Period" whereby its disgusting toe grows to the size of its head and requires an extra shoe (attached the the side of its left) to house it. Although lacking vital nutrients and has an increasing chance of developing scurvy, it is able to gain all vital amino acids, fats and sugars to aid his growth by devouring his highly acidic toes. He is known as an "it" as he is neither male nor female - although he strives to look like a human male. As he is not both genders, he is not known as a "hermaphrodite."
Ex. 1) "I saw Jaffa's toe the other day. I shall not only turn into stone, but before I do, my retinas will suffer a slow and agonising death."
Ex.2)"He is making me angry, I may speak of Jaffa's toe to aggravate him."
Ex.2)"He is making me angry, I may speak of Jaffa's toe to aggravate him."
by toeybum July 19, 2012
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