Ninja Itch

An itch that you can not find.

For example, Your arm feels itchy but when you scratch it you realise your arm isn't itchy - it feels it - and the itch is realy on some other part of the body. And we all know how stealthy ninjas are, so this is realy a "Ninja Itch".

by Karimuru March 28, 2010

ITBS: Itchy Tight Bum Syndrome

TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome: the action at which some one, who is nervous, clenches their butt cheeks in anticipation of a specific anxiety/nerve inducing event. -Walking is sometimes difficult, although it does make your ass look out of this world.

ITBS: Itchy Tight Bum Syndrome: The occasional time during TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome, when your ass gets extremely. annoyingly itchy. Usually an itch that just doesn't feel right scratching on your own, so you must employ a friend to do it immediately. Or some kind of utensil.

Todd:"Hey Bob, have you ever had a case of ITBS?"

Bob: "I don't think I have Todd, only TBS, what is ITBS?"

Todd: ITBS: Itchy Tight Bum Syndrome, when your ass cheeks are in the position of TBS, but then get extremely itchy all of a sudden. I just can't seem to scratch it properly."

Bob:"Do you need a butt scratcher?"

by canadiangirl237 November 15, 2011

Curry-itch-mee

1. (noun) A perverted creature that survives on a curry based diet.
2. (noun) A creepy Indian girl.

1. Why is that curry-itch-mee looking at my mother like that...?
2. That curry-itch-mee is beginning to scare me.

by blondite December 1, 2013

Nic itch

A nicotine itch is cause to lack of nicotine in your blood stream causing a painful and irritating itch on your neck or around your body. People that get a “Nic Itch” are usually extremely addicted to nicotine as it is in their daily life, and a low amount of nicotine can cause the itch. A nicotine itch can lead to the following: not being able to regulate body temperature, hair pulling, constant gaging.

Do you have any nicotine, I got a really bad Nic itch right now

by Nicotine fean August 3, 2018

Swamp Itch

It make yo booty crusty.

If you sleep in someone’s bed for too long they will give you swamp itch

by LiberalEater69 January 28, 2019

Bitches get itches

This is referring to a nasty bitch with an STD.

Bitches get itches; This is referring to a nasty bitch with an STD.

Dan: How was last night;)
Robert: Bad. That bitch got an itch.

by pot.atooo October 14, 2017

Itch to scratch

1. A slang phrase for female masturbation. (When a female masturbates the hand formation looks like they are scratching an itch.)

I think ima go home I have an itch to scratch.

by Anon76152098 October 10, 2008