Jesus Lord!

To be very shocked

Jesus Lord! that’s expensive.

by Ivy’s December 5, 2018

Jesus Breath

having bad breath after consumption of the body of Christ, Communion, church bread, etc.

I really need a stick of gum, I have some rancid Jesus Breath.

by THEOREOKING December 25, 2009

Junkyard Jesus

The most epic character from your town. Usually has long hair making them resemble Jesus.

We love you junkyard jesus, make love to me junkyard jesus, please.

You may think he is an every day Joe becuase he works at walmart but the truth is he is Junkyard Jesus.

by lendf8930 May 8, 2011

Jesus Boner

When you're absolutely wasted and can't get your dick up, but you need to fuck a chick. You pray to Jesus for a solid erection and he comes through like a bro.

Q: Hey, what are you doing in church?
A: I was smashed the other night but needed to fuck this chick, so I prayed and God tossed me the greatest Jesus Boner I've ever had. Now I feel obligated to go to church.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016

Jesus-napping

Kidnapping of a Jesus Christ or Baby Jesus figurine from a nativity scene—also defined as Creche-robbing.

An alleged Jesus-napping was reported on New Year's Eve from St. Matthew Roman Catholic Church's nativity scene. The Baby Jesus figurine was reportedly worth $30. Police believe the Creche-robbing occurred between 8 p.m. on Dec. 31 and 10 a.m. Jan. 1.

by PoliceBeat January 23, 2012

Jesus Town

Jesus Town refers to the town of Weston.Weston is located in Toronto, Ontario, Canada in the northwest end of the city.
"Jesus Town" pertains to the many church's that exist within Weston, most of them being seemingly out of place.

Wilson: You ever coming back to Weston?

Albert: Forget that shit! I'm not going back to Jesus Town.

by DDFR March 2, 2011

Brooklyn Jesus

Notorious B.I.G aka Biggie Smalls aka Brroklyn's Jesus was one of the greatest M.C of all time.He is known as the Brooklyn's Jesus because he was Brooklyn's savior. Meaning he brought back the east coast, New York's hip hop.

The Brooklyn Jesus is the best M.C of all time.

by PrinceKush March 1, 2017