First you cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket and insert a particularly small penis through said hole. Then you surprise your movie theater guest with it.
Tony went to the movies quite often with Medusa, but one time in particular he MILK DUDED the popcorn bucket. Not only did she not find it amusing, she didn't even find it.
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Get the Milk Duded mug.The badge of honor affixed about the shoulder of a caring parent by a baby during burping. Like snowflakes, no 2 milk brooches are alike. These decorative regurgitation signatures are commonly gifted to the recipient prior to a special night out on the town. Some think that it is the baby's way of helping the parent look their very best just before departing. Sometimes a milk brooch can morph into a milk necklace, but we won't go there.
I was wearing an interesting milk brooch today on my favorite grey sweatshirt. It looked like an octopus swimming diagonally. I got several compliments on it.
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Get the milk pails mug.Consuming enough breast milk endocannabinoids to get sleepy (applies to infants, but we don't judge)
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Get the Milk Stoned mug.A state of matter in which Dorito and Milk are fused at the molecular level. Can be changed into Hot Sauce Dorito Milk by adding Satans breath, the only thing hot enough to make Dorito Milk warm.
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Get the Dorito Milk mug.A horrible surprise. In order to concoct, you need a metal thermos, and a car. Place dairy products inside the thermos. Milk, cottage cheese, heavy cream, shredded cheese. Anything that goes bad with haste. Seal the thermos and place it in the back window of your car. A good thermos is airtight. Allow it to sit all through the summer, even multiple summers if you're patient. When the time is right, open it and unleash the vile stench onto the world, be it throwing it ON somebody, or into some jackass's convertible in a hot parking lot.
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