by MugMaster277 December 10, 2021
Get the Mug Momentmug. Guido Moment - A moment where ignorance overwhelms the logic of an otherwise rational white guy. To Put it plainly, they act like guidos. Guido Moments are unpredictable, an incident as mild as bumping into someone can quickly involve into stand downs, fake threats, and the ever popular rolling up the sleeves to show off how their "guns". usually this is brought on by roid rage. Guido moments are the third largest killer behind tanning booth accidents and watching Godfather 3.
An exmaple of a Guido moment can be brought on scuffing a shoe. Usually the shoe is bought at Banana Republic or Hollister. Since the price of the shoe is so high, the average white dude ends up going crazy and seeking out the guy who scuffed it. This creates a Guido moment.
An exmaple of a Guido moment can be brought on scuffing a shoe. Usually the shoe is bought at Banana Republic or Hollister. Since the price of the shoe is so high, the average white dude ends up going crazy and seeking out the guy who scuffed it. This creates a Guido moment.
by get me out of jersey February 13, 2008
Get the Guido Moment mug. A defining point in time in which a person comes to some sort of revelation or truth about themselves.
by Krakatoa March 23, 2006
Get the Oprah Momentmug. Otherwise known as 'now'. This is the worst current example of over fancy pontificating verbage and is used whenever the use of the single simple word 'NOW' would suffice. Why do they use 5 words when one will do?
At this moment in time, it's Wednesday.
The project may be finished by tomorrow, but at this moment in time I can't see it being completed till next month.
The project may be finished by tomorrow, but at this moment in time I can't see it being completed till next month.
by Humphrey Walwyn June 20, 2008
Get the at this moment in timemug. The moment when you realize that you screwed up as a Mom. You are NOT going to win the mythical "Mother of the Year" trophy. Laugh. Move on. Try to learn from it. And remember...no one is perfect. Everyone has them.
I was busy and Claire came to me and asked me to open the pickle jar. I did and then later noticed she was drinking something out of a sippy. Pickle juice. 30 minutes later she was pooping like nothing I had ever seen. A definite MOTY Moment.
by suewags December 28, 2011
Get the MOTY Momentmug. - The moment experienced when a white person goes to Africa to have a picture taken with a black baby.
A madonna moment is a sought after part of any 2-week "I will save the world by (paying to) volunteering at an orphanage" vacation. Often associated with Voluntourism.
A madonna moment is a sought after part of any 2-week "I will save the world by (paying to) volunteering at an orphanage" vacation. Often associated with Voluntourism.
"I just had the best Madonna Moment today. The picture with me and the black baby is sooo cute!. I think I want to adopt one now".
by Swayspoon July 19, 2013
Get the Madonna Momentmug. by JacobInDetail August 13, 2021
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