i’m gonna go to bed anyway

you really just fucked me off.

“do u wanna call” she says
he replies with “yeah but i’m gonna smoke just fyi”
“ oh dw, i’m gonna go to bed anyway” was her response

you just pissed her tf off

by the silent breather June 30, 2023

i’m fine

worlds most common lie, when you hear this there is most likely something incredibly wrong with that person, but they don’t want to tell you because they feel like they will waste your time and they do not want to do that to you as you are special to them, always check up on your friends no matter what, they need it more than you think, especially if they have a history of depression, your life matters and so does theirs, if you ever feel like you’re about to end it, call 988, they will help you, no matter whats the problem, no matter what you’re going through, you still matter, you have a purpose, and you will find it

Friend 1: Hey man, are you okay?

Friend 2: yeah man, i’m fine its nothing to worry about.

by Mioiciin October 23, 2022

i’m fired

When you’re hella high or baked.

“Dude i’m fired”
“Last Friday I was fired”

by pp69poopoo420 April 5, 2020

I’m a man child

Someone immature

Well hello there I’m a man child

by Lolgigger March 25, 2019

I’m cooked

Bayron Alexander Abzun Urrutia

I’m cooked bro

by Narno Martinez April 28, 2024

I’m cool bra

The other person is hesitant about doing something so you gaslight them saying “im cool bra” to save face and not feel rejected.

Yo come over to my place “says 1st guy

“ well I dunno cause you are kind of far” says 2nd guy .
“I’m cool bra” says 1st guy to save face and gaslight making it seem like he is changing his mind except the 2nd guy never wanted to go .

by LuiLifestyle April 4, 2022

i’m bot

I’m bot

I’m bot

by anonymous December 25, 2022