A phrase used by lesbian teenage girls who are best friends with the girl you’re dating. They use this phrase to attempt to intimidate you, but it really doesn’t work and makes them seem stupid.
Mary: “She’s my best friend, so you better not hurt her!”
Bob: “What the hell are you going to do if I hurt her without getting somebody else involved? I’m almost six feet at the age of 14, lift weights at home, and have beaten up a bully of mine before. Tell me: how are you going to do anything?”
Mary: “Uhhhhh...”
Bob: “That’s what I thought.”
Bob: “What the hell are you going to do if I hurt her without getting somebody else involved? I’m almost six feet at the age of 14, lift weights at home, and have beaten up a bully of mine before. Tell me: how are you going to do anything?”
Mary: “Uhhhhh...”
Bob: “That’s what I thought.”
by s a n d March 23, 2020
Get the You better not hurt hermug. A Funny Slang that whenever your finger hurts, the pain will be so bad, you will think that it was god's accident, or your luck.
by mrbeast539275 December 22, 2024
Get the my fingir hurts more than dingirmug. by funnyjim101 October 1, 2017
Get the John Hurtmug. looks are beyond suspicious in a negative way therefore they have a bad body, face, and personality therefore making them hurt
by rodrobinson2 June 27, 2020
Get the hurtmug. A deeper, more intense form of "hurt." Often used to express overwhelming pain — emotional or physical — especially when "hurt" feels too weak or clinical. Common in casual, emotional, or childlike speech.
by therealityyy September 11, 2025
Get the Hurtedmug. 