Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with a formerly obese persons excess skin

Bro did you hot pocket her
Yeah bro I love fucking her skin rolls

by BML60 May 2, 2022

hot pockets

the thing that got ruined due to the recipe being constantly changed.

P1: hey do you have any good hot pockets?
P2: no, somehow they're changing along with the other ones.

by yardardar April 1, 2021

The act of shitting in a vagina, before eating/penetrating it.

OMG!! Can you believe Kelso hot pocketed a dirty butt and then ate it?!?!?!!!! He's a disgusting cooter, goober eater.

by Mr.BoneYourMom December 25, 2020

A snacc but looks 7 course meal and more attractive than pizza roll.

by Bootayy420buffet69 October 19, 2018

When a female gets booked into custody with drugs stashed in her vagina.

Passat! Hey You! ... Did you come in here with a hot pocket? We could really use a fix!

by Detroitbluegirl November 20, 2021

Slang for concealed carrying a firearm in a hoodie.

You really trina talk to me like that right now? You really think I'm walking around without a Hot Pocket?

by Chrick the Rapper December 14, 2017

by Bridgetroll July 25, 2018