Canada's History

A sex act more obscene than the phrase The Beaver.

We did Canada's History all night long.

by Bearssss February 6, 2010

Canada's History

When you have a beaver slap you in the face with his tail after he takes a shit in your mouth.

I learned a little bit of Canada's History last night.

by Colberts Lover February 4, 2010

Canada's History

When a Frenchman and an Englishman double-team a Native American (bonus points if it's an Inuit) while all still feeling inferior to the obscene sex acts of their next door neighbor.

I did Canada's History last night with my friend Jacques and his girlfriend, but guy in the apartment next door was still railing some chick harder!

by Link47 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

When one takes the Stanley cup, a vat of maple syrup, moose antlers, twin midgets dressed up as Mounties, three double-gay hermaphrodites dressed up as Rush, and then you REFUSE TO DO ANYTHING UNTIL THIS SEX ACT IS RENAMED THE COLBMERICA!

I would love to perform the Colbmerica with all you lovely people, but unfortunately it's called Canada's History, so you'll have to return those costumes.

by NakedAngry February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Pleasuring your partner with moose antlers, while using maple syrup as lubrication. When the partner is aroused enough they finish in the Stanley Cup.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a Canada's History, I haven't quit smiling since.

by JustGaveUHerpes February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Inverted outdoor fellatio, performed mounted on horseback.

The longstanding Canadian publication "The Beaver" changed it's name to "Canada's History", which is defined above.

by Oh_yeah85 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act so deviant, it is only legally performed on Stephen Colbert's C-shaped desk.

I'd like to explore Canada's History with Stephen Colbert

by wigfield84 February 4, 2010