michael heavens

Amazing and awesome and every boy loves him so much girls love him as well and is awesome he has a 12inch dick and a bigger heart love him cus he’s really tall

That boy is such a michael heavens

by The spontaneous chick February 5, 2018

oh good heavens im about to splurge

Something you say when you are about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

Person 1:Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge.
Person 2: Woah dude, thats crazy you sounded like a total gentleman when you said "oh good heavens im about to splurge.

by Isator November 14, 2023

Banana Heaven

When you see something that makes your dick hard.

"Dude! I saw this bitchin 67 Sting Ray yesterday. Man did it put me in Banana Heaven!"

by Cooky Rook February 7, 2009

heaven

a place where you don't have too do school aka a prison mixed with hell that gives you crap aka homework. heaven is where you can play all the minecraft and fortnite you want. nobody shoud have to go to school btw because its prison hell and misery! you barely get food/water you cant play minecraft you cant even talk its absoulte HELL! please dont go to school.

i went to heaven last week! dang i was stuck at school more common to say prison or hell but i wish i went with you. :(

by the meme that eats poop September 24, 2020

Heavens hotdog

Bisexual act of inserting a hotdog sausage into a tarts spasm casm and pulling her hair from underneath of her as she forses the sausage(along with queefs) into ones hungry mouth.

"Lets warm you up ready for a deliciously exciting heavens hotdog"

by Step lupid April 18, 2024

Heaven

A place full of tight ass people in WHITE ROBES THAT HATE SINNERS THAT STEAL CARS AND OTEHR GANG STUFF, instead they send those people underground in a hot place called hell (it's Ohio)

i belong in Heaven, i hate people that don't look like me

by The Dude From Down South January 18, 2023

heaven

a state of being eternally in the presence of God after death.

"the everlasting happiness with God that we call heaven"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024