green spleen

when something so autistic happens, it is almost impossible to describe

that was a definite green spleen

by okkretardd November 16, 2018

green tea

When you spill the tea over text, but imessage isn’t working and you have to send it as texts(green bubbles).

I have no wifi, so I guess we’re having green tea today

by thanksbye_ August 17, 2018

green blast

Finishing move for sex. Before a guy finishes he cracks a cold, refreshing can of Mountain Dew and holds a swig of it ready in his mouth. At the time of ejaculation, he simultaneously cums and spits the now-warm Mountain Dew on the girls (or guys) face.

Jim: "Dude, I hooked up with Jenny last night. She asked me to give her a green blast so I did. That shit was crazy."
Frank: "You seriously green blasted her? And she liked it?!"
Jim: "Oh yeah, man. Licked up every last drop. I must've blasted her at least 4 times."
Frank: *rolls eyes* "Ok, cool story bro"

by l33tLIES August 20, 2018

Byers Green

A place in County Durham ran by the most notorious family ever, the Dunnets

Friend 1: hew coming owa byers green tonight, its cushty weather to get stoned and have a mad sesh
Friend 2: aye pal am on me way know but owa youngen leon dunnet better be cominh
Friend 1: aye son

by Bigknobwill October 4, 2018

Green Velvet

The god of all gods. Nobody can defeat the legend himself

Jack: Have you heard Green Velvet’s new belter tune
Josh: yeah la he’s a legend init
George: *bows down to him and summons the god*

by squashmanjoshman10 March 9, 2019

Green Ops

The combination of Marijuana and Call Of Duty: Black Ops

"Hey bro, green ops after your done at the fay?"

by 6Agnew August 20, 2011

Frank Green

Only basic white girls have them and kobe.

Did you see the new frank green?
Shut the fuck up, veronica.

by Ilovelufa's November 21, 2022