grease one's palms

Paying a certain person or organization to improve your standing with them or attain priveliges other wouldnt by not paying.
On the west coast of Canada it can also mean something of a sexualnature.

"To get that kind of job or promotion you would have to grease one's palms"

by Wade-o G September 1, 2009

grease fest

an act(s) of extreme greasery performed in front of others at inappropriate times

Sheldon: Dude when Howell started macking the fuck out of rebecca last night in front of everyone, that was a total grease fest!
Alex: Yeah, true dat buddy. Dick move Howell, dick move.

by Sheldon Manning April 12, 2008

Vaginal Cookie Grease

That green puff of air that comes out of a yeast infected cooter. It smells in what only can be described as rotting garbage and vomit.

I went down on my girlfriend for the first time the other day and I threw up in her junk becuase she had some Vaginal Cookie Grease

by Slap Jackin October 12, 2004

chilled grease sammich

A grilled cheese sammich that has either been left out all night or refrigerated turning it into chilled grease. Delicious if you have any kind of munchies, not if you don't

"Do you want a taste of this deliciious chilled grease sammich?'

"Thats naasssttyyyy!"

by dabizz March 1, 2008

mexican grease gun

A sexual act. When someone sucks your dick while you are standing and reaches around and pats air in your ass crack with their hand.

Wow. Maria just gave me one hell of a Mexican grease gun.

by Johnny31 July 19, 2018

grease my weasel

A command:

To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.

"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"

by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008

Ground hog grease

The skid mark found in one's shorts after one refuses to defecate when one should.

Barbara: I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want to log off facebook.

Sue: So what happened?

Barbara: When I finally logged off, I found some ground hog grease in my panties.

by ryan p cooke April 24, 2009