Gerber scale

The Gerber scale of is a method of ranking attractiveness that ranges from 1-4
- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would

- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t

“Ayo my guy, i saw a girl at the gym who was a full-bodied 4 and I nearly blew my jorts”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that”

by ImaPopAnyway September 24, 2022

gerbertie

a "person" who believes wholeheartedly that gerard way (my chemical romance) and bert mccracken (the used) fucked in the 2000's

xXxem0b0ixXx: frerard or grank?

0url4dy0fs0rr0ws: gerbert

XORATFACE: 📣📣📣gerbertie alert

by walmart_goth October 1, 2022

Gerble

One whom likes the pleasure of anal

“Theodore is the biggest gerble that I know. He really likes that shit”

by Gerb345 October 6, 2022

Gerbil Farmer

A man or woman that let's gerbils run and play in there asshole and breeds gerbils for a loving.

We always knew that Steveo was a gerbil farmer. He always had gerbils in his pockets.

by Zzz1987 October 24, 2022

Gerbil voodoo

The complete failure of attempting verbal judo. Increasing another person's anger while trying to defuse a volatile situation.

Bill tried to calm the angry customer with some gerbil voodoo and got punched in the face.

by Ham So Low November 4, 2022

Gerbulate

The act of taking your hand and rotating it palm up towards the sky and then moving all your fingers back and fourth randomly at a medium pace almost like you are scratching something - You can do this to any object.

Gerbulate: The action of doing said act (used to describe it or used if your going to do it).

Gerbulating: This is used when you are currently doing said act.

Gerbulated: Used if you have done the said act or if the person in context did said act.

Gerbulation: Obligatory - Normally used to describe the intensity of the act.

Gerbulator: A person or being that does the said act a lot.

"I just Gerbulated that soccer ball over there" - "Did you Gerbulate my arm just now?" - "Im Gerbulating this kitchen sink over here" - "That Gerbulation you just did was crazy!" - "Watch out for that guy, He is such a Gerbulator!"

by Nex389 January 27, 2023

Gerblin

A euphemism for putting a small rodent in your anus while masturbating.

Yeah he bought that hamster after his girl left so he can give himself a gerblin.

by thickest_dickest January 28, 2023