Anti-Gary Strike Force

The main source of opposition to the popular cult of Gary the Pony. Brings truth and justice to a world filled with darkness.

The Anti-Gary Strike Force spans the same Seattle elementary schools as Gary the Pony does.

The Anti-Gary Strike Force can also be referred to as 'AGS' or 'AGSF'. Their website can be found at www.freewebs.com/antigarystrikeforce (cut and paste into the browser)
Neutral-aligned person: "Y'know, I don't actually like Gary the Pony that much."
AGSF recruitment agent: "Then join the Anti-Gary Strike Force!"
Neutral-aligned person: "Okay."
AGSF recruitment agent: "Thank you!" -gives confidential information to new recruit-
Formerly neutral-aligned person: "Wow! I just realized Gary sucks! Yay!"
by Lieutenant Vulcan May 2, 2005
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Where a man locks a person out behind a glass door and reveals his penis.
Bob locked Sarah inside the convenience store and did a German Gary Bettman Bobblehead.
by Shawtototo February 17, 2010
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my friend is named gary

Jeff: Hey what's your friend's name?
Chris: My friend is named Gary
by IrelandBall July 27, 2017
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Gary suck my cock

Term from 'Team America World Police', the Parker and Stone movie, where Spottsworth asks Gary to suck him off but doesn't actually show the act.

1.Any claim of delivering the cookies where the movie, actors, or people in a situation on TV, or in real life, fails to actually show anything!

2. Kind of like falling off the rails or failure to deliver.
Gary suck my cock.

Tom: You know in Team America when Gary was aske,d suck my cock, by Spottsworth?
Zeke: Yeah
Tom: Well they don't actually show it! I was pissed. I wanted to see him at least get a facial cumshot. I mean they showed other puppets fucking, even Gary, but no blowjob.

ZXeke: But there is porn of it somewhere.
by americafkyahfdf June 19, 2011
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A phrase used to sarcastically imply 'yes' in response to a question.
Question : "Gemma, does my premature ejaculation problem mean our relationship is over?"

Answer : "Does Gary Glitter have a pc?"
by BERDDDD July 19, 2011
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Happy Gary ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ He is almighty, everyone must bow down to him. He is the sole leader of this dreary place we call Earth. We are all called to worship him. He will lead us to salvation. He is the best. He is the greatest.
Person 1: Hello, would you like to hear a word about our Lord and Savior?
Person 2: No, I have no interest in Jesus
Person 1: This is not about someone as feeble as Jesus, this is about Happy Gary.
Person 2: Oh, I am already a proud Gary-er.. Happy Gary ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ forever!!!
by PugISuppose November 29, 2021
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Gariese

A person that may be weird on the outside
But is one of the most careful people you will meet. And there very smart..
His name is Gariese and you know what they saw about them.
by Riese August 30, 2021
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