Fried Eggs

When a woman's vagina is filled with lighter fluid and lit aflame, thus burning her uterus, and hopefully up into her ovary, frying her eggs.

Mary can't have children because Tom gave her fried eggs.

by Haloassassinsnipernoobpwner117 March 06, 2012

Fried Eggs

An embarrassing sexual moment where the women is strapped face up on the ground or any other object. Then you take a egg (add more eggs if you want the moment to last longer) and crack it on top of her vagina. Then you take a hot iron and press down on the egg. Once the egg is fried to you liking you take a knife and a fork and eat it off her vagina. If some parts fall in the vagina you can just suck them out and eat them.

Man: Hey want some fried eggs?
Woman: Sure
A few strips of duct tape later...
Woman: What the fuck are you doing?
Man: Making some fried eggs.
Woman:Shit!!!

by Buttsexisdirty May 06, 2011

freedom fries

Damn Tasty!

Them Freedom Fries is damn tasty.

by Rossco May 15, 2003

freedom fries

The best Idea We have ever had, If you dont like the way America Runs, then Go fuck yourselves over to France.

They say the brits had Red Coats because they wouldnt be affraid of blood, if they got shot, well thats why the French have brown Pants and yellow Shirts

by Adam Hawkins May 16, 2003

freedom fries

New name for french fries.

Freedom fries? what a fucking gay name.....what oh bush made it up...thats why

by Jess666 May 06, 2007

dork fries

To be used in combination with jerk burger to increase the level of an insult.

circa 1995: Oak Creek High School; Oak Creek,Wisconisn.

"You're a jerk burger with dork fries!"

"Whatev."

*Hey I didn't say it always hit the mark.

by superfantasticlovelygurl August 17, 2006

Fried butter

When one proceeds to go to a nudist beach and the finds a woman who is tanning the vaginal region. Then said person proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the woman.

I went to the nudist beach and had fried butter with the hottest Latino

by Pu$$yslayer69 February 16, 2016