Foresting

The act of sticking a thin wooden dowel (the less smooth, the better) into a man's urethra, then pulling it out as fast as possible, leaving many splinters inside the penis.

Guy 1: How was your date last night with Katie?
Guy 2: It was pretty good. Me and her were foresting, but we had to stop once her parents came home.

by Shreddi April 23, 2019

what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest

wipe it off him and say you're sorry

what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest? wipe it off him and say you're sorry

by philsayshi1 November 20, 2013

foreskin

cheese wrapping

Dude, that's serious CHEESE WRAPPING. A little fromunda is one thing, but dude, yank back that foreskin and start scrubbin.

by Wyeth October 1, 2009

forever

for girls: until death
for boys: until they get what they want or something better comes along

correct: (see for girls)

Girl: I will love you forever, until death do us part

Boy: I will love you forever, until i find someone else

by iTZ CaR1y StFu April 22, 2007

Foreskin Pirate

Someone who is always after your foreskin and wants to mop your poop deck.

Ay! The foreskin pirate is after me foreskin again!
Shit Bill! Run or he will mop your poop deck too!

by John Shermanpenis February 10, 2009

cock forest

usually a bar or club with a high population of males and little to no females

Let's get out of here, this place is a cock forest.

by double-d November 3, 2004

Forest

A person who doesn't fuck around. Is very tall and very big. Always carry's a weapon with him. He is able to knock someone out with one blow to the face. When you see a Forest, you run.

"What happened to you?!" "This Forest came out of nowhere and kicked the shit out of me."

by Random words turn awesome July 1, 2009