breakfast and study

Similar to Netflix and Chill for more sophisticated individuals who desire the desire the consumption of breakfast materials (i.e. Bagels, Bacon, Flax Granola, Cereal, Yogurt, Eggs, Vegetables) while they indulge in intellectual stimulation through studying together in pairs or groups. (Not to be confused with pears and grapes.)
Hey Katie, wanna Breakfast and Study in the morning? - Clarissa
by Felix is cool December 10, 2015
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Breakfast head

When you wake up in the morning and your spouse starts giving you head before you even speak
My girlfriend gave me the best breakfast head I've ever had this morning.
by Breakfast head November 01, 2021
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Breakfast Whore

Friend: dude the girls here are so easy.
Me: Yeah? So what, you buy them breakfast and fuck them for the rest of the day?
Friend: ya man. I call them breakfast whores
by Hamtaro the pimp August 11, 2010
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toddlers breakfast

The result of a particularly messy sexual endevour
I smashed your mum last night, by the time I'd finished she resembled a toddlers breakfast
by TheFerretsWheels March 16, 2016
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Beatnik's Breakfast

A pot of coffee and a joint, food optional. How the average Canadian under 50 starts the day.
"I'd have never got through Monday's shift if I hadn't started off with a Beatnik's Breakfast."
by Cardboard G June 07, 2014
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brown breakfast

"Hey Steve, did she feed you when you woke up this morning?"

"Yeah, she unloaded a nice brown breakfast right into my mouth!"
by THE Big Stiff March 19, 2014
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Breakfast at Wimbledung

An East Coast favorite commonly, but incorrectly, believed to have been derived from the Reverse Boston Creme. While being manually stimulated by his female partner, the man inserts as many strawberries as will fit into his partner's anus. When the female can no longer control her sphincter she drops strawberry dukie into one of her best serving dishes. At fruition, the man ejaculates atop the strawberries. The two then take turns enjoying the final product by feeding it to their partner one strawberry at a time using a spoon or, for extra credit, chop sticks.
Bud Collins was on the tube while we enjoyed our Breakfast at Wimbledung.

After explaining to my girlfriend this delicious morning treat, she replied, "I've enjoyed this before with blueberries, but strawberries adds a whole new dimension!"
by Pootro September 16, 2012
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