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flowerfooted

the act of wiggling your toes inside a vagina
the boy flowerfooted into manhood, as he tickled the pussy with his toes

Flower Mashed

The reference to a tranny's pussy being plowed.
Ooo girl! I got my flower mashed last night!!!

flower sandwich 

"the only thing missing from that flower sandwich is my meat."

"her flower sandwich came with extra roast beef'
flower sandwich by mahose December 27, 2010

flowerpoodle 

a type of poodle that walks in your front yard all the time and just smells the flowers.
Stan: "Hey Pete, I just bought a poodle the other day."

Pete: "Hey! That's great!"

Stan: "Not really. It's a flowerpoodle."

Pete: "Oh..."
flowerpoodle by dogfreaaaaak November 22, 2011

flower-dicked 

Someone who asks permission to write on your skin, promises its a flower, then turns out to be a dick.
Dude, I just got flower-dicked by Carlos!
flower-dicked by EmilySunset February 27, 2015

flower boobs