Congruent Flex

When a flex is so good, it becomes congruent with a flex that of the quality of Xzibit.
Man, hes really flexing well. Thats one congruent flex!
by Horizon11O1 March 05, 2019
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Thoti-flex

A next level scandal type of fuckboy. Usually from the southern parts of the Pacific. Can be found in bars and clubs on their nights off. Likes salsa music. Thoti-Flexs use their charm and wittiness to catch their prey.
Friend: damn check out that couple making out at the bar

Friend 2: holy shit he just picked her up on the bar and is going ham on her!

Friend: did you see her hit her head when he picked her up?

Friend: that's not your average fuckboy...That's a thoti-flex.
by Thoti-flex March 25, 2019
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Simp Flexing

Simp Flexing is when you brag on forums how many people your financially supporting.
Jack was Simp Flexing about how many only fans girls he was financially supporting and showing off acknowledgement clips.
by Excited Bike February 01, 2021
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April 19 is when you send a friend, partner or someone you trust a picture of you flexing ur muscles.
*sends a picture of big booty flex*

wow! Happy national flex your muscles day! Here is one too ;)
by Nukemaster69 April 19, 2022
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calf flexing

A guy flexes his calf's to get rid of his erection
Tim and Sam flex their calf's to get rid of there growing erections. Calf flexing
by Danceywhre November 27, 2015
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Menges Flex

When software support can fix a customers seemingly enormous problem with only a few lines of code- while the customer is on the phone-there by saving the customer a significant amount of time.
I thought it would take forever to fix my data base error, but support pulled a Menges Flex and I got on with my day!
by Bill C Lecter September 06, 2022
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flex Seal challenge

The Incredibly Popular Internet Challenge in which participants attempt to completely seal their asshole tight, and then attempt to shit.
Bro, Did you see that sick flex seal challenge video by Logan Paul? it was almost as good as the forest in Japan!
by Mr. Huffman November 07, 2020
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