cock-fist

When you slap the goat (whack off) after winning a fist fight.

After beating Mike Tyson's Punch Out, I had a good cock-fist.

by Shrobby and Mario July 6, 2009

fistful of stone

1. To have the equivalent or near the equivalent of deadweight. E.I. nothing of worth/value.
2. An event, object, person(s), or thing that is of little praise or virtue.

Ex. 1 - We only had two donors give a considerable contribution, so the rest of the room was a fistful of stone.
Ex. 2 - I gave Jill $300 to go gamble on the tables, She came back with five $5 chips, a goddamn fistful of stone!
Ex. 3 - "McFaddens got shot down because five people were stabbed.' 'Had it been four people no problem, but god forbid it was five people, a whole fistful of stone!"

by GoldenBoy44 January 7, 2015

Michigan Fisting

Fisting without the thumb: 4 fingers + part of the palm

For the etymology, consult a map of Michigan

"How much do you have in me?"
"We're Michigan fisting right now, babe"

by ‽‽‽‽‽ June 12, 2022

fist bang

To have sexual intercourse using a clenched fist as a replacement for a penis

I had to fist bang my girlfriend because my dick is too small for her.

by Daddy Enforcer August 22, 2021

The ripping fist

Inserting your fist into someone's ass by punching. Once the fist is inserted you rip out as many organs as you can.

How bad did you hurt him?

Well I gave him The Ripping Fist.
Say no more.

by PunchTheSky August 31, 2016

hydra fisting

When one double fists a female while yelling "heil hydra"

The man heard his neighbor heil hydra fisting his girlfriend through the wall.

by Jagex1456 February 7, 2015

deceptive fisting

A rule in Muggle Quidditch in which the beaters of a team claim immunity by putting their fist in the air when immunity cannot be claimed, i.e. when their teammate already has a bludger or the opposing team does not have 2 out of the three bludgers in possession.

That beater put up his fist even though his partner had a bludger! That's deceptive fisting!

by SnitchSnatch October 29, 2017