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The Father/Tortuga

Someone who in life has failed to achieve certain goals in the area of scoring babes and his future now holds in him being a priest, hence his middle name "the father." The tortuga reference, tortuga being the spanish word for turtle, further implies a paranoia and fear of failure when around females and when he freaks out he tends to become a toruga, and proceed to hide himself inside his shell.
Random Dude: That guy is just freakin out with those hot chicks around him.

Random Dude's Friend's Response: He must be a "The Father/Tortuga".
by tarduno May 12, 2011
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father pillow

the not-so-subtle way of stating you will not be waking up before 10A.M. to attend church on a sunday.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.
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MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?

YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.
by lilmamma43345 May 12, 2010
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good-father

Noun: one who does not get crunk, one who will miss the big game to pick up his or her daughter, one who did not have any affiliates to high school parties and believes strongly in morality. Verb:the act of being a trick ass cop, the act of breaking up parties and making citizen arrests.
Ex. why the fuck did you (v.)good-father at my sons party

Ex.That John is a good-father, what a duesche
by Ben anstratheman November 1, 2008
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father of invention

an invention that is based on another invention but used in some different way to the original idea it's used for.
the steam engine in a ship was based after the locomotive train a true father of invention
by PizzaManDude October 19, 2014
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Father-friendly

Father-friendly is the open expression of value for the role of a father as an equally necessary parent, which is communicated through welcoming means that promote, nurture, and sustain the responsibilities, involved with fatherhood.
If a father wants a father-friendly environment, he needs to act like a friendly father, especially to other fathers, in a way that will lead to parental equity.
by Hogan Hilling July 24, 2015
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A Luke I am Your Father

This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.
My new GF is really into kinky stuff so I gave her a Luke I am Your Father.
by Jackoohoh June 29, 2016
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