The blue frog

a Buddha of sorts that sits on an ice cube and offers advice to any who can hear his raspy voice, though his advice is typically one word...

Dude, did you see the blue frog?
Yeah
What did he say?

"chill..."
Whoa...
I know, it's deep

Obey the blue frog, chilllllll.... ribbit

by lumi_kuma April 17, 2011

Frog turtles

When something is to hawt to handle and u boutta busy just from the greatness

This song is hawt as frog turtles ol son

by FriedNibbaChicken January 13, 2019

the frog pond

A code name for a place older men go to "hangout" and have group sex. Men can be homosexual, bisexual, or simply heterosexuals experimenting with other men. Referred to as the frog pond so that not to cause suspicion with wives, friends, family, and others. Also see Lemon Party.

"Hey Larry, are you going to the frog pond later?"
"Yeah ;) , my wife thinks I'm going to a meeting. I heard someone is bringing an entire drum of lubrication"

by JiggyWiggy69 July 25, 2016

Mormon the Frog

A mystical creature that gives you minecraft superpowers

Holy shit thank you Mormon the Frog for helping me win ranked skywars

by bobrossfan March 21, 2019

Frog in the Teapot

A sexual maneuver that involves a man inserting his testicles into someone else's anal cavity.

Had a hot date last night and I gave her the ol' frog in the teapot.

by KP-omw2fsu January 27, 2023

best frogs

two literal children who are best friends and play way to much roblox and minecraft… L is a weird yet soft and settling person, S is a person who shoots zombies and sometimes rage quits.. we love them tho <3

lol watch this get all disliked MENSKSKS

best frogs are bad bitches BAHAHAHAHA

are they frogs ?? bellyache?? damn-

they have the brain of a rock

by bigtittyrockstar November 3, 2021

kerm the frog

👍🏾

Kerm the frog is a good guy and we love him
👍🏾

by BIG CUCK October 20, 2020