pull an eharmony

when an aquaintance thinks they've found the perfect mate for you by their own complex system of "compatibility matching" and attempts a set-up. usually doesn't work out.

Dude, my landlord is trying to pull an eharmony on me with that girl who wears the ho boots.

by shea r. May 23, 2006

ethan owen

A wanker that sucks cock. He has a rubbish haircut and a gay laugh. He is drama queen faggot. And likes touching guys in a nice place. Aka jimmy Saville

Dam he is a little shit bet he is called Ethan Owen

by Luke.M March 4, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is a kid who always has to be the center of attention. He's loud, obnoxious, but strangly funny in a weird-kid-with-a-school-shooter-style-haircut kind of way. He regularly caresses the inner thigh of seals and smokes busted goo with his pals from 'Nam. Calvin Klein model in the making. You can usually find him chilling in the back of Uncle Melvin's van, or in Uncle Tom's cabin with Troy Mann. All in all, "good" friend to have.

Me- give me the ethan

Barber- I got you

by Nah fan September 12, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is a boys name and means strong and optimistic. This is wrong, Ethan’s are not strong physically, typically their girlfriends can out lift them at the gym. Ethan’s tend to play a lot of video games and ignore the outside world. They poop more than the average person. Ethans are sweet but can be stinky. They are loyal and misbehave quite often. Ethan’s like blondes and marijuana. The best nickname for a Ethan is FiFi.

My friend Ethan plays video games on the toilet four times a day.

by TurkBerserk May 17, 2019

Ethan Smith

A very wonderful and caring person. If you have an Ethan Smith in your life you should be thankful. Ethan Smith is also very good at sex and is the best in the bed. All the girls go for him but only he good loyal ones get him.

That guy is so hot he must be an Ethan Smith

I just had the best sex with Ethan Smith last night

by Joe Mama 714 November 6, 2019

Ethan Appreciation Day

While Ethan should be appreciated every day, Ethan Appreciation Day is a holiday where we appreciate Ethan for constantly being the butt of jokes and for putting up with relentless harassment concerning his love life and social habits.

However, due to the increased attention, Ethan is ironically treated worse than usual on Ethan Appreciation Day.

Happy Ethan Appreciation Day!

*Punches Ethan in the groin*

by DaRiceMan March 6, 2020

eHarmony

An online "dating" site that matches people by 30 dimensions of compatibility, based on personality, weaknesses, strengths, lifelong goals, short term goals, religous beliefs, philosophies on raising children, etc. It is a faith-based matching site and CAN reject applicants it does not feel would be right for their site, ie. refusing to match persons of the same sex. As successfull as eHarmony is when compared to other online matching sites, most of its clients do NOT find love through their service and find someone the old fashioned way (in real life). Its clients are NOT necessarily desperate either. Some people on its service join because they are either too busy in their personal lives to have time to find someone or are too shy to pursue someone in real life. And yes, some join because their shyness or introversion prevents them from meeting someone in real life, and they feel it's better to be rejected by a stranger in the computer than by a real pserson they would know in real life.

eHarmony is NOT for everybody. Sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn't.

by [e-mail] October 4, 2008