Ethan

A massive fatty patty. No one likes him. He stays home all day with his cats. He likes to bully other people! One time he strangled his brother because he asked for the wifi password. A mean bean for sure.

Ethan, you are a ruh tard.

Ethan, you are wanted at the principal's office.

Uh oh, he looks bad. Like baaaad. Must be an Ethan.

Ethan by Legend10101010101 December 12, 2016

Ethan

Not too great at sport so and doesn't really know how to spell, usually gets girls only cuz they pitty him. Tries stupid things to get attention and generally makes jokes to cover up.

Guy: why is that guy so weird?
Other guy: he's and Ethan

Guy: that makes sense

Ethan by Lixylol March 5, 2017

Ethan

A person at has at name can not be measured with nothing, it mean he has no talent for anything or he is just plain stupid and lazy at his own life.

Ethan you can't do anything right.

Ethan by Dank band October 8, 2017

Ethan

Person that can't be measured with anything. It means that he has no talent for anything or he's just playing stupid and lazy at his own life. And mainly tries to lie about it everything.

Ethan you have no talent.

Ethan by Dank band October 9, 2017

Ethan

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He will likely tell you to leave him the heck alone or u gay

literally my friend ethans phone number have fun with it

Ethan by FUCKLE HEAD October 15, 2018

Ethan

A big time xbox gamer whos plays with FaZe Clan! He also chats with Brianna till 2 in the morning. He also watches gay porn.

Dude that guy was being such an Ethan when i was over at his house.

Ethan by Optic WillyG August 22, 2011

Ethan

A gay old man, who is greatly into foot fetishes. Everyone generally hates him, as he is a stupid think he knows it all AKA a Tom.

You are such a f**king Ethan!

Ethan by Oracle_69 March 6, 2015