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Donkey Detective

One who investigates another person's donkey (ass). Normally done by males to other males, but can also be done to females.
Look at Ben, he's a total Donkey Detective.

Stop inspecting my ass, you Donkey Detective!
by Mobius92 April 25, 2006
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Swamp Donkey Bingo

When someone partakes in evening activities and getting extremely intoxicated and going up to the drunkest, most ugliest and fattest women in the bar and scoring with them, or carry on a conersation. Once a man has either scored, or hit on at least 5 different Swamp Donkey's he screams out BINGO and wins the game!!
Anytime I go out with Richard all I hear is BINGO because he loves playing Swamp Donkey Bingo and scoring!!
by filthy apprentice August 24, 2006
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donk

v. In poker, to lose one's chips in a stupid manner.
Did you see him donk off his chips with ace-jack?
by DonkDetector August 26, 2005
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donkey

An Irish man or woman who just acts really fucking Irish.
That donkey mick bastard had sex with the dog again!
by NickiG February 5, 2004
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donkey dragon

Whilst spit roasting a girl, orally and anally, the ultimate enjoyment for both males is to perform the "donkey dragon". By simultaneously reaching climax, both males proceed to perform a combination of a donkey punch and cum dragon which will see the recipient (girl) smacked on the back of the head by both males. This will not only force the lady to clench her anal cavity tightening the orgasm for the “anal giver” but cause her to choke on the “oral receivers” cum which in turn will spray from her nose dragon’esk . Thus achieving the perfect end to a dirty deed. The Donkey Dragon.
Steve:Hey Andy, you almost ready to blow?...
Andy: Sure am Steve, lets "donkey dragon" this Mother!
by Big AJ May 9, 2006
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Donk

Joe's mother told him to quit donking around or he would break a lamp.

In a stern voice, Joe's dad said, "Don't donk around!"
by space73cowboy December 30, 2009
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donkey deep

New Zealand slang for being heavily involved, usually in a contentious matter. May be a reference to either a stinking pile of donkey shit or a reference to the length of a donkey's huge cock.
The Prime Minister is donkey deep in the funding issue.
by JackNZ October 28, 2008
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