Dry franklin

A close relative to the wet willy. It is when a person sticks a dry finger into another persons ear.

A bully may threaten to give a nerd a dry franklin, a swirly or a wet willy.

by cbredeso December 28, 2011

dry sandwich

A non moist version of a sandwich which usually contain no butter and gives long stares into the abyss that is your life

Look at Jacob, he's such a dry sandwich!

by That_sandwich_person May 24, 2018

dry floatation

To relieve oneself anally in water, normally a bathtub; sometimes a larger body of water such as a swimming pool.

"Tom jumped in the pool and just took a dry floatation in front of everyone"
"Andy needed a dry floatation like a hot rash"

by BBAA March 2, 2014

Dry Sheaves

The urge to poop after pooping so much there is nothing left. Similar to Dry Heaves.

I was sitting on the toilet for half an hour with the dry sheaves this morning.

by DefNotRight August 28, 2016

dry wank

when you’ve got nothing left, you’re on your 6th session of the night, you reach your climax and to your amazement; nothing comes out

anon: i lost count but i’d say after 5 or 6 times i eventually had a dry wank

anon 2: that’s fucking grim

by xjamos July 22, 2021

Dry Sally

when you bustin a fat one before you nut put your dick in a vacuum and have it suck the nut out ya balls

Ever had a Dry Sally?

by jehsheufikrje June 8, 2018

Dry squeeze

(v) the periods during a diarrhetic poop session in which poop fails to present itself. (see: dry heave)

Monica: Hey! You're back! But, you're face is all red. Was that a Dry squeeze?

Carl: Yes. Toss my salad?
Monica: Sure!

by sickboy:( February 9, 2013