Derek

DEREK IS A STANKY HOE. HE LOVES BALD HEADS AND CHILDREN. HE LICKS BALD HEADS ALL THE TIME. HES OBSESSED WITH TDS. HE SMELLS SO BAD I CAN SMELL HIM FROM ALASKA.HES A ROUGIE AND HES UGLY AS FUCK. HES SOOOO UGLYYYYYYYYYY. BUT HES MY KITTEN WITTEN. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HES FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY IM IN LOVE WITH BUT BRO HES SO ANNOYING

''omfg derek is annoying'' ''ong bro''

by Toast;) December 31, 2022

Derek-Insight

When people say things that make them sound smart, but really they're just annoying everyone.

Jim-"Dude, why is everything so difficult to understand in this class??"
John-"Well you see..."
Jim-"Forget it, don't give me your Derek-Insight"

by Z Breezy January 29, 2010

Derek

Faggot
Best type of person you can find at a gay strip club.

" Hey Jamaine Did you notice derek is a faggot" said Hunter.
"Ya I seen him walking out of a gay strip club."

by Pussy__Bacon October 8, 2018

Derek

A fucking pedophile, eats fries and nuggets only. Sends nudes to girls underage especially 15 year olds.

Keep your kids away from Derek! he loves little girls

by qt π June 10, 2019

ya dere, hey

A way to say hello to someone indigenous to eastern Wisconsin, along Lake Michigan. Translation would be "yes there, hi"

Ya dere, hey Fritzie, can I buy you a beer and a little one too yet?

by Emil Schnuckfuck February 12, 2010

Dereje

A total dumbass who has an annoying voice and never knows what is going on

That dereje is a total fuck head

by Flubger January 16, 2019

derek

simple.....a crossed eyed bastard..usually fat and thinks his body is sexy even though its not...when u talk to him u cant always tell if he is looking at you

derek....

by desireegf February 25, 2011