Dodge Viper

Suicide by car ownership. Being front engine with a 8.4L V10 engine the car may be a bit hard to control sometimes. hit the gas a tad bit too hard and your done for.

Me: What happened to Gary? I haven't seen him around lately.
Dylan: He bought a Dodge Viper.
Me: Oh.
Dylan: Yup. He ended up wrapping it around a tree.

by jotaro123456 November 17, 2020

Dodgeball

1. A game played in Phys. Ed. usually involving the lobbing of rubber or leather balls into people to eliminate them. It seperates the strong from the stupid, bench-warming pansies. It is currently being banned in most American school because parents think kids should be coddled beyond belief.

2. The object thrown in a game of dodgeball

1.) EHRMAHGERD MAH KID GOT A MICROSCOPIC BRUISE FROM DODGEBALL. LET'S SUE THE BOARD!

2.) I broke my nose because some jock hurled a dodgeball at the speed of light.

by InvisibleWater October 23, 2012

Dodge

We have driving dodges for years

And have very few problems,1998 ram 1500 100000 miles still runnin strong

by JERRY December 6, 2003

Russian Dodgeball

In Halo, all you do is throw plasma grenades at other players. Eventually, someone will be stuck and will be killed.

"Hey, let's a play a little Russian Dodgeball, shall we?"

by Remundo September 25, 2005

muff dodger

A gay man, who is not interested in female genitalia

Look at the way he walks, aw man, that is most certainly a muff dodger

by Peterlennard August 6, 2007

Dodge Charger

A car made by Dodge (who in actualtiy is really Chrysler), and is considered an "American Muscle Car". It's considered awesome by 14 year old "car enthusiasts," who do not understand all the aspects that make a great car. Admittedly, it does have a good output of horse power, but its handling is so god awful, you will not be able to use the power. In a drag strip, O.K., but on a circuit, your basically fucked. Horsepower is not everything. the next time you see a charger and a high schooler bragging about his oh so awesome (parent bought) muscle car, tell him its actually a shitty Chrysler that is meant for retards who think speed is everything. In an urban race, i would take a mustang, another equally shitty car. Don't get me wrong, I like american. Like corvette or camaro. Not a shitty charger or mustang thoguh. Challenger is o.k. Also, just because its a RWD does not mean its an easy to drift car. Have fun

high-schooler - CHECK OUT MY DODGE CHARGER! hahaha yeah im so fast!!!!!

you - lets race through downtown to edwards.

high shooler - nah lawl, drag race

you - faggot, thats all you can do, press the pedal all the way down and let the automatic transmission do it for you. congratz faggot.

by Tell it like it is always May 17, 2011

dodge

D ear
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G reat
E xperiment

My Dodge truck will kick your Ford's ass anyday!

by AJ February 6, 2005