Skitamarrinky Dinky Dink

A flacid penis in its wrinkled form. Not stretched or erect.

When Dave saw John penis. John exclaimed im a grower not a shower because he was ashamed of his skitamarrinky Dinky Dink.

by Doc Rondow January 8, 2024

DINK

When you go to stick your head out of the window in the car or what have you and forget to roll the window down... DINK... a thoughtless or careless person who does not think first before acting

You are a dink... Hey Dink... look what he did, that guy is a dink...what a DINK

by The howefrank May 20, 2021

bacon dink

The experience you get going into cold water for a swim and the water touches your balls, causing your dink to shrivel. Just as putting in a six inch strip of bacon in a pan and it comes out two inches long.

Man the lake was so cold today, when the water touched my balls, I got bacon dink.

by BaconDink168 February 11, 2025

Spicy Dinks

A term used for a note in jazz music that is out of place from chords in a given song, but still blends in the song perfectly.

“Damn bro that’s a masterpiece. Lots of spicy dinks thrown in there.”

by Big Stink July 14, 2020

dink

Frequent blinking of the eyes or eye scrunches.

"look at shayanne dinking"

by Stupid Pants June 29, 2020

DINKS

Disposable Income No Kids

We're DINKS just enjoying ourselves & having no one to answer to.

by Hasbara Troll December 6, 2023

DINK

Acronym: Dual Income, No Kids

They go married and don’t want kids because “kids are too high maintenance and are another form of tax” on their money. They got that dink energy in them.

by NephilimSlayer1776 December 10, 2023