Dirking

1. Going to a work or school cafeteria to drink free coffee instead of working
2. Drinking coffee from a machine marked 'staff only' when you are obviously not staff.

Gary: Hey Andy, shall we go dirking during this next budget presentation?
Andy: Why not? They'll never believe we don't work here.

by Gareth Hall April 18, 2008

The Dicking Hour

The time of night when straight friends or tourists in a gay bar need to leave or get out of the way for end of the night hook ups.

Gurl, you know I love you but it's time to go. The Dicking Hour is upon us.

by Cfahooligan April 5, 2015

a hot dicking

a hot dicking is what several of the cadets in my pod give me when they're horny.

Some of my buddies take care of their morning wood by giving me a hot dicking!

by eda-skip October 4, 2021

dicking around

messing around and doing nothing; usually to avoid doing work

"stop dicking around you dumb fuck"

by Wankstar GTangstar October 29, 2003

drinking like a Ralph

A term which describes a condition that happens under the sea when fish describe heavy alcohol consumption. When they just want to go out and get hammered the old fashioned way. (Sometimes occurs after a trip to the blood bank.)

The legendary "Ralph" refers to a man who knows no limits to his good time, and just wants to forget about everything that doesn't smell like roses day after day. In folklore, the Ralph is extremely cerebral, but has to drink copious amounts of libations just to be able to relate to normal folks who enthrall themselves day after day in Ralph's facebook statuses. Usually the status verbiage refers to drinking or gun play.

dorrie: "hey you guys, what do you say that we go donate blood and then go drinking like a ralph?!"

nemo: "great idea i just took my mental evaluation for gun ownership, so i'm ready to go!"

by shannoneliot February 18, 2011

dairylea dunking

when a man jizzes into a womens pussy then takes his dick out of her and makes her suck on. He then puts it back into her pussy, takes it out and makes her suck on it again etc just like with a dairylea dunker.

hey i had an awesome session of dairylea dunking last night

by gingerjake February 25, 2009

Dicking

dicking- To have sex with someone
haveing good sex with a female/man

dicking- man i was dicking that big booty hoe . man was it great

by kingdrew November 4, 2011