Dicallus

When you masturbate so much that you get calluses (Hardened skin patches) on your dick.

Larry - "Ever since I broke up with Sandra I've been jacking off so much I'm getting a dicallus."
Steve - "Don't worry, You'll find another girl."

by Fredward Jenkins November 11, 2015

Dicapitated

Simply one of the best Swedish Death Metal bands ever to exist.Their best feature is the nonstop double bass. Their insane break everything sound makes them the ultimate band for your parent's Christmas present. All the instruments and double bass all culminate into a perfect mix of pure Death Metal.

Fuck dude The Fury by Dicapitated makes me want to stick a knife in someone's eye!

by derek roth January 20, 2006

Dicamaro

1 One who has qualities that of a dick, douche bag, asshole, all-around fuck up. One who presents them self in a way that just oozes fagit.

2 Also it can be used to describe for one instant.

1 Man, chad is such a DICAMARO, I mean he acts like he likes taking big dicks in his ass
2 I can't believe that Grant told the cops about the KKK rally this weekend what a Dicamaro.

by Dicamaro June 19, 2009

decalcifier

decalcifier is any chemical compound that helps to remove calcium from a given equipment. this process is also known as decalification or decalcify.

One of the most effective decalcifier is alstascale ds80 being sold by chemtex speciality kolkata, that removes calcium and other hard mineral deposits without corroding metal

by m6666 November 28, 2010

Dialing the gate

To masturbate with every intention of ejaculating as quickly as possible. It's used to describe the masturbater on the go, one who can't take his time and is in a hurry. The phrase is a reference to the Stargate MGM TV shows that have numerous scenes of people "dialing" to activate the gate portal into another planet. Often there is an ancient dialing device or a human computer one. The popularity of the phrase remains relegated to stargate fans or sci-fi nerds in general because no one else is likely to understand the reference.

I caught this guy in the park dialing the gate like it's no body's business.

by dioxholster January 22, 2011

Dialysis Machine

What they call a car diagnostic machine in the ghetto.

mannnnnnnnnnn mah '72 cutlass be up on dat dialysis machine to see whut wrong wit it

by g000le April 18, 2011

diallie

a very pretty face, she is very nice, she is also a boss 4real. she dont let anything get in her way. she is a confident person she is a good friend a lil annoying but will know when to stop. she is a care giver u need her she is there no matter what. she dont hold a gruge she is a very forgiving person if u want a good friend get a diallie. but diallies are very very very hard to find trust me

my friend is named diallie

by aliyah martinez December 7, 2011