dacked

verb : the act of defacing an object (usually a book, but not always) by drawing crude depictions of male genitalia upon it

"Damn, Landers dacked my Science book!"

by Grasshopper_74 January 20, 2009

dicked-her scale

Name given to the current 10-point scale of a female's looks, only taking into account her dickableness.

That girl so ugly, she a negative five on the dicked-her scale.

by bimbo baggins April 4, 2009

Deceded

(adj.)

Dead.

Origin: as a funny way of pronouncing deceased.

Easy E is deceded, HIV took him from us.

by kuyajoey July 7, 2009

Triple Decker

A sex act involving three people, 2 males and 1 girl. First one man lays on his back with an erect penis. A girl then lays on top with the erect penis inside her anus or vagina, doesn't matter. Then a second man will get on top of the girl and insert his erect penis into an available hole (vagina, anus, doesn't matter).

When doing a Triple Decker your penises can touch inside the woman

by stinkywhitedick September 29, 2015

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin'

An event when two couples receive phalacio while defecating in the bowl and in the tank.

"Yo Dawg, did you hear Shaniqua was in a Upper Decker Double Blumpkin' last night?'

by mrButters April 23, 2009

dicked

much like getting screwed over or "owned", the term dicked refers to the porn act of some poor lass (or lad i guess) copping a shot in the eye (the worst of insults i beleive). The term though has many variations.
The "silent dicking" can be displayed soley by pointing to your open eye. this implies to those around you that you have just "copped one in the eye" or been "dicked" to some degree.
For a complete display of being dicked you can join the pointing of the eye with an out loud "man, i just got DICKED"

silent dicking: (useful for the office)

A friend sees another friend put down the phone across the office. The friends make eye contact, with friend A pointing towards his eye with a sad look on his face.
Friend B now knows friend A has copped a dicking.

Verbal dicking: "far out man, i just got dicked over at work for that promotion."

by matt kemp December 28, 2008

Honey Dicked

When someone screws you over, as if they put honey on their dick and fucked you in the ass.

Damn the teacher honey dicked us by not telling us that paper would be due today.

by 404Dabb February 28, 2016