An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025
Get the The Real Dealmug. Clip The Deal:
Clip The Deal got your back while Grocery shopping. It will let you shop more & earn more cashback.
Will always give you honest reviews on 700+ products.
"Clip The Deal is 1st Digital Grocery Deal Platform in MENA"
Clip The Deal got your back while Grocery shopping. It will let you shop more & earn more cashback.
Will always give you honest reviews on 700+ products.
"Clip The Deal is 1st Digital Grocery Deal Platform in MENA"
by Rick morty November 23, 2021
Get the Clip The Dealmug. Smoker's Deal is a term used when you get an unbelievable bargain for something. Smoker's Deal is something that a crack head would offer you on a product/service at a super low rate.
"Hey man I'll sell you this 52' inch flat screen for 20 bucks!".... "Damn that's a smoker's deal right there!"
by KCHyphy December 9, 2008
Get the Smoker's Dealmug. by Eamxol March 18, 2023
Get the Dealmug. by Run This Bih February 24, 2019
Get the Dealmug. verb - meaning futuristic. Coming from the future, prediction of how many shinny things there will be in the future. Usually accompanied by rubbing your index and middle fingers with your thumbs simultaneously and whispering the word "quality".
How 'bout we dress everyone up in "silvery deals" for the float theme of Future of Construction.
Look at the new F150 trucks with all the silvery deals.
Mmmmmm...silvery deals.
Look at the new F150 trucks with all the silvery deals.
Mmmmmm...silvery deals.
by Duffy April 21, 2005
Get the silvery dealsmug. sugar dealing is when server owners edge their players with very slight sneak peaks of new game updates.
by nysp December 2, 2023
Get the Sugar Dealingmug.