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Crystal Cock

"Shit, I got crystal cock off crank"
by Hitler_did_meth July 1, 2006
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Crystal Monkey palace

A place where people wear a lot of shiny shit, but are dumber than a box of rocks. A small office space full of officers that don't know thier ass from a hole in the ground.
While at Marine Corps Detachment, Aberdeen Proving Grounds, I stopped by the Crystal Monkey Palace to see what kind of crazy bullshit they had planned next.

Dan loves to pull his puppet strings at the Crystal monkey palace to show off his self claimed power.
by Jose Osorio November 26, 2003
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Crystalleen

A very sweet girl who is extremely funny. A girl who will tend to your needs. A girl who is sweet and kindhearted, one that you will be glad to keep for the rest of your life. She lights up the world.
Oh my gosh I like Crystalleen.
by Artix Van Kriger January 21, 2013
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Crystal

Simply defined has being the BEAUTIFULEST woman ever to walk the face of the universe period oh and tony pls
Crystal or otherwise known as "Niusha", shes fucking life.
by Gomezzzz April 4, 2009
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Crystaline

A Gay person who sexxors everyone
* Crystaline sexxors ***
by Anonymous July 30, 2003
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Crystal Maze

The act of pushing Cocaine into someone's arse hole and then getting them to fart to the coke into your face. The idea is to sniff and chase all of the airbourne cocaine before it settles. The phrase comes from the UK game show 'The Crystal Maze' in which, during the last challenge, contestants chase lots of airboure tickets whilst inside a dome to see how many they can grab.
I Crystal Mazed her last night and she got the lot!
by Raoul Duke - Supergeek May 18, 2005
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crystal gardens

Awesome as chemistry experiment. You literally watch these crystals grow before your very eyes within minutes!! They can grow many different colours, depending on what reactant you add.
After a while, the crystal gardens turn to an off colour, break off and die.
Yes, i am a geek
No, im not a hippie
by He's the boxman September 21, 2006
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