by Ekesty August 09, 2016
A romantic novel that consists of 80% sex scenes and 20% story. Geared towards women, these are the equivalent of internet porn for men and can include romantic encounters of many sub genres including contemporary, historical, science fiction and paranormal. Usually are cheap, paperback, and found in mass at local supermarkets and drugstores, or in the hands of the middle aged woman on the bus.
The hypocritical thing about it, is that my girlfriend hates that I would watch porn, but she is never without one of her crotch burner books.
by killerapt December 03, 2013
by DAWS-C November 18, 2007
Particularly smelly genitalia caused by not showering for several days. A phenomena resulting from quarantine during the COVID-19 pandemic.
by Murmage April 07, 2020
Marcus: Dude, I totally saw Topangas crotch flower last night!
Steve: So has everyone, her crotch flower blooms for everyone!
Steve: So has everyone, her crotch flower blooms for everyone!
by KIRKISMYLOVE March 14, 2010
When you're sitting naked playing video games and have the sudden urge to sneeze. You lean forward in a knee-jerk reaction and spray mucous all over your pubic area.
by Clamidosaurus October 02, 2011
after THAT encounter, i had to change my sheets! , which were soiled by cream of the crotch!
i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!
cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !
i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!
cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !
by michael foolsley March 17, 2022