frosty crotch

Condition arising from holding a cold beverage between your legs while driving.

Man this large icy is giving me the worst case of frosty crotch I've ever had.

by OKC Slim January 12, 2015

Crotch Burner

A romantic novel that consists of 80% sex scenes and 20% story. Geared towards women, these are the equivalent of internet porn for men and can include romantic encounters of many sub genres including contemporary, historical, science fiction and paranormal. Usually are cheap, paperback, and found in mass at local supermarkets and drugstores, or in the hands of the middle aged woman on the bus.

The hypocritical thing about it, is that my girlfriend hates that I would watch porn, but she is never without one of her crotch burner books.

by killerapt December 3, 2013

Crotch Kitty

A cat that likes to sit between your legs because of the heat.

"My cat likes to sit between my legs because she's a crotch kitty."

by WhiteGhettoGURL July 27, 2012

crotch chowder

When someone has a thick,soupy brew in their trousers,which is usually caused by profuse sweating and not wiping well enough.

I should have wiped better because I am cooking some rank crotch chowder.

by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 2, 2013

Crotch maggots

When someone refuses to shower for very long periods of time, neglecting the crotch region mostly. This develops a phenomenon called crotch maggots.

These fiesty little larva will eat anything in there path, mostly feasting on the moist area between the genitals and the anus.

"Man, remember that really hot slut at the bar? I took her home last night. But when she opened her legs for my mushroom tip, all I saw was an army of crotch maggots."

by Information Douglas June 3, 2014

Beach crotch

When a lady spends the day at the beach laying in the sand and swimming in the ocean, only to go home and find sand and seaweed in her vagina. Beach crotch.

I need a shower before dinner because I definitely have beach crotch from this afternoon.

by sweediepie January 16, 2021

crotch dough

The act of putting baby powder on your balls and crotch on a hot day and after your duck butter has built up throughout the steamy afternoon you are left with crotch dough. It's like baking bread in your pants.

"Dude, it was so hot today that the baby powder was just like flour and has since turned into crotch dough"

by SJGUY15 January 20, 2014