cocked

to look "jacked" or in great shape

he looks cocked as fuck

by bluefruitypebbles June 30, 2025

Corned Egg Sandwich

When you dilate her ass, fit as many peeled hard boiled eggs inside her. Allow her to slam shut. Proceed to take 2 slices of Texas style toast and have the woman crouch over the 2 slices as you hold them under her ass. Have her squeeze out the combination of corned eggs and seasoning on your sandwich. Bust a load on the sandwich and fold the other slice over the top. Wipe off excess. Serve to the woman. Enjoy.

I'm not hungry for A "wet burrito" I'm already full from Tiffany's "Corned Egg Sandwiches"

by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025

Cooked

done for/getting a ass whooping/in deep trouble

Bro eli is so cooked because his mom caught him geeked

by Amia Chiuec November 7, 2025

Cooked

You

You are cooked fr

by Theyfw_JayT November 11, 2025

cooked

In trouble; in a hopeless situation.

the junior devs are cooked

by xczarx December 22, 2025

Fully Cooked

meal or entree that has been on the stove long enough to render the hapless occupant of the pan totally motionless and probably dead

Hey man, is that steak fully cooked yet, or should I go cut another piece off the beast?

by bws July 10, 2001

Wookie cocked

1.Getting your ass handed to you by a Wookie in any Star Wars game.

2.In any shooter, watching your body explode from the grenade you saw coming...too late.

Player 1 sees Player 2 running at them throwing a grenade.
Player 1, most likely a noob, makes the mistake of running towards Player 2.
Player 1 realizes too late that the grenades are deadly.
Player 2 exclaims:"You just got wookie cocked by "enter name".

*Works best if character's name is Long Shlong Silver.
**Works even better if Player 2 is a Wookie.

by The one named Bo December 13, 2008