sleen coon

a creature of some sort who has fish hands, a deformed toe, and is tall as oxen.. he likes to snowboard and sleep.

the sleen coon is out like a light once again

by wacko zacko October 13, 2011

coon stomp

1. A phrase used to describe a disappointment or letdown of any kind. 2. the stupid or immature actions of a group of people. 3. not necessarily connected to the racial slur coon.

Guy #1- My whole week has turned into a coon stomp, it seems like nothing has gone right.

Guy #2- That's nothing, yesterday I actually witnessed a bunch of assholes gathered around a raccoon stomping it to death.

Guy #3- Now that's a coon stomp!

by Upoopin? November 29, 2013

coon fest

A location, venue, or event that is overrun with people of color and their accouterments.

My naive teenage daughter was begging to attend a rap concert in Philadelphia, but relented when she came to understand that it would be an absolute Coon Fest.
See nigger picnic

by The Grand Phallus March 1, 2014

coon boots

Most likely the style of shoes used to hunt coons.

Hey reggie, grab them there coon boots, lets hunt us some coons!

by racistmonkey03 July 4, 2011

a pinch of coon shit

something or someone of very little or no value

"What the hells wrong with that Ralph!! Geez...you know, I don't think that fool's worth a pinch of coon shit!"

by Part Walker April 14, 2008

Coon Valley, WI

A really huge hick town, where there's only a park, gas station, and a library. People in this town like to ride around on lawn mowers, and walk around town, because there really isn't any think else to do. Home to plenty of drunks also, considering it IS in Wisconsin.

"That guy is a total hick" "Must be from Coon Valley, WI"

by Taytaylikespickles March 21, 2012

Maine coon cat

The most amazing breed of house cat ever to walk this earth. it is a longhaired breed of house cat, lazy and naturally big-boned and long with long wiskers

the Maine coon cat is the most awsomest cat EVER

by Ty Murry July 22, 2011