chode

A short, bald, angry man with a prominent brow and a bad attitude. Probably some sort of genetic throw-back to homoerectus.

Rhys Prothero is simply a chode

by scarred for life February 19, 2004

chode

a penis shaped like a tuna can

his choad is almost flat

by navajo warrior March 21, 2004

chode

unfortunate, very unfortunate indeed

tiny tinker

by barnaby brown December 9, 2003

chode

technically it refers to the part of a revolver that hods the bullets. later it was used for a dick that is wider than it is long.

he put a new chode into the gun.

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

Chode

A chode is when a dudes member is thicker than it is long.

So did you fuck that guy last night?
Na he couldn't get it in, the guys hung like agent chodey banks.
Ahhh right.. a devinchi chode.

by The Professor Of Life September 10, 2010

chode

1)a penis wider than it is long.
2)some one that is gay

1)tim (betts) has a chode
2) tim is such a chode

by sharon betts July 24, 2008

Chode

A person who's neck is the same circumference as thier waist. Not implying overweight, just WIDE.

Origin of word use: Long Island circa 1974

"Hey John look at the guy over there. Man! he is a damn chode if I have ever seen one."

by Rabdawg September 2, 2005