Chode

A penis of freakish girth that is not complemented by freakish length, i.e. a can of corn.
Dino's chode doesn't go in all the way but he sure bangs the hell outta the sides.
by Cocktails & Dreams November 09, 2006
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Chode

A)..A penis which is more plentiful in girth than actual length.

B) The Particularly foul region bridging the lower scrotum and the anal sphyncter.

C) The guy who lights up the room whenever he walks in because everyone knows that...at that moment...no matter what goes wrong...they can always clown on him...the "chode"....AND EVERYONE WILL LAUGH. There are many different interpretations of this word as a title in todays society but one thing is for sure....YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE THIS MAN. Also refered to as the "CHoder"
A)"After birthing twins, Henry's chode fit much easier."

B)"Yea man i went running at the gym and got this terrible rash on my chode."

C)"Oh my god dude how did chode manage to chode things up now?!"
"I make it Rain on them CHODES!"
"Hey you...I hear your moms goin out with...CHODE!"
by Benjamin Chodpuis December 30, 2007
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Chode

A guy that plays the guitar and has really big side burns. He also spends Saturdays playing guitar hero and bathing in chocolate.
That guy Seamus is such a chode, but those girls he plays guitar hero with are really hot.
by katastrofe August 10, 2008
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While commonly confused with "chobe", chode has nothing to do with the length or girth of a penis. The Chode is the area between the scrotum and the anal opening. Also called the perenium, taint or gooch.
Steve licked my dick, them moved down to my chode before giving me a rim job.
by Aries377 January 29, 2008
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Chode

A wang that is quite a bit chubbier in width than it is in length.
Blake was laughed at when his pants fell of and his chode was revealed.
by longDongJUAN February 17, 2003
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Chode

(noun): A Penis that is wider than it is long.

(adj) A deragotory name for someone who is being a complete and utter douche.
"Timmy's chode was impossible for his girlfriend to deepthroat."

"Dammit Frank, stop being such a chode!"
by Billy Finkelstein May 08, 2004
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There are three types of chodes:
1) A penis that is wider than it is long, yet still extremely small
2) The area between the anal sphincter and the testes
3) A penis that is equal to orgreater than 10 inches when folded in half

To reduce confusion, it is best to specify which chode you are talking about during the conversation.
Girl 1: I would have hit that, but he whipped out his chode 1 and I wasn't havin' it!

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Girl 2: Do you want to suck on my chode 2?

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Girl 3: Holy shit! That guy had a chode 3. I'm still sore from last night.
by Mclovin IIV January 06, 2009
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